I was a juggalo for 14 years. Many people knew my face and they knew my name. Even street gangs knew my face and knew my name. The Juggalo world is very different from today’s society and in the Juggalo Society things are done very differently. You see most Juggalos and juggalettes have their own religion and their own Heaven as it’s called Shangri-La. It is a juggalo Paradise. When a juggalo and juggalette dies they are treated like royalty. When they die they are given two hatchets by the feet and two hatchets placed on the chest. Faygo is poured on their body or on the ground before they are buried or cremated as a symbolic honor. Anyone that bore the mark of a hatchet man on the skin as a tattoo that represented Insane Clown Posse or Psychopathic Records anyone that was a wicked clown that represented their symbol as a family understood what it meant to be loyal and to be ruthless in some areas. It was a wicked family of clowns that if you mess with one of us you mess with all of us. If you want to meet a fellow Juggalo or juggalette you must greet them in terms only Juggalos or juggalettes know or plain and simple whoop whoop Ninja is a greeting most commonly used. Another common greeting is the juggalo chant. If you come across another juggalo that doesn’t greet you they are to be made an example of by being being curved stomped or killed or robbed or have their stuff taken from them. As an ex juggalo I have a tattoo with the name Juggalo on my left arm and the hatchet man on my right arm to identify one as a juggalo or a juggalette belonging to a family or a cult.
J.N. Former Gang member
There are more than 1 million Juggalos in the United States according to the national gang Institute. The Juggalo gang combines religion and gang affiliation into something that is a counterfeit of the church. The spiritualism mixed with a close family like relationship is a hellish toxic combination.
Lo’s and Lettes, you are in grave danger. You are headed to court (in Heaven) and the judge (God) is going to throw the book at you. You have a massive rap sheet. The chains that get put on you are never coming off. There is no one saying whoop whoop in heaven. If you wanna hear whoop whoop you’re gonna have to go to hell. Shangri-La is a myth and when you die, you have a problem.
When you stand before Jesus you’re going to have a big problem. Before your homeys can pour Faygo on your grave you’re going to meet Jesus and you’re gonna bow to him.
Since you decided to trust in a God that you made up, your sins won’t be forgiven. As a result, it’s off to hell for you. You’ll be separated from other people but you will hear their screams. They’ll be no Fego to quench your thirst there won’t even be water. And it will be forever.
Have you used God’s name as a cuss word? Have you had hatred and murderous thoughts about other people? How many thousands of lies have you told? How many times have you had sex outside of marriage? It’s not looking too good for you, lo’s and lettes. Looks like it’s to hell with you. It’ll be agony for all of eternity for you. Do you really want that? Haven’t you suffered enough?
If you are in court and someone has paid your fine, the judge can legally let you go. Well someone did pay your fine. Jesus did. On the cross He said, “it is finished.” That means your fine has been paid. But you have to transfer your trust from a made up God to Jesus, the Saviour.
Abandon the God you made up because it’s fantasy. Turn to Jesus and transfer your trust to Him. Ask Him to forgive you and cleanse you from all unrighteousness. Don’t delay because you don’t know if there is a tomorrow for you.
Turn to God not gangs. Ask Him for forgiveness. If you don’t have a Bible, get one. Or download the Biblehub app on your phone. Read it like your soul depends on it. It does.
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